Warmal Globing

The lighter side of global warming

There is a large volume of work related to the belches and...farts… of animals.  Seems that most of it comes out of Europe.  I’m shocked that such behavior would occur in France—even among farm animals.  A quick description of the role of animals in climate change can be found here.

Wasn’t me...

Kangaroos—They don’t look that smart, but apparently they have something to say about global warming.

You can lead a cow to water, but how do you get her to stick to the flatulence quota?

Cow methane can be converted into plastic.  Imagine your milk coming to you in a container made from cow farts.  There is a certain symmetry to it...

Nutritional supplements reduce cow belching, which reduces global warming

At last— a vaccine that reduces sheep farting, which will reduce… you got it… global warming!

This report explains that by adding “aromatic extracts of herbs such as thyme, mint and others”  to feed, we not only reduce the cow farting that “is an extreme danger to the environment”—we also make cow farts less offensive.

Darn!  I really like John Travolta.  When I hear the idiot Hollywood talking heads go on about global warming I always comfort myself with the thought that there are some bright people out there—they just choose (brightly) to keep their mouths shut.  Scratch another one off that list.

Next big movie idea…

Hypocrites!

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And of course, Hypocrite in Chief, Al Gore

The new Italian-style home has an ocean view, multiple fountains, six fireplaces, five bedrooms and nine bathrooms. Apparently it has no solar panels, no solar water heating, and no windmills.

Apparently Al Gore has figured out that it pays to preach green, but it costs more than its worth to actually be green. Al and Tipper Gore have purchased yet another mansion. This one overlooks the ocean in sunny Santa Barbara, California, a couple hours north of Los Angeles. The mansion has several electrically pumped fountains, six carbon burning fireplaces, five huge bedrooms, and a whopping 9 bathrooms. We don't have the square footage for this house but it looks huge to us. Image what it costs in air conditioning. We don't begrudge Al Gore buying all the house he can afford but the hypocrisy seems a little thick.

Al Gore already has a 10,000 square foot mansion in Nashville, Tennessee and has previously come under fire when it was revealed that it used 12 times as much electricity as the average home in that area. Al also flies tens of thousands of miles a year further making millions speaking and promoting his various green and carbon credit companies. The U.K. Telegraph speculated last year that Gore would become the world’s first “carbon billionaire.”